what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
sceneentire movie was brilliant perfect amazingwritten by Jesus.
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass